Paul, Jen and I have been exchanging cheesy jokes this morning. Here's one from Paul:
An oboe player was returning from a gig, and, feeling tired, decided to stop at a roadside cafe for a rest and a cup of coffee. Halfway through the cup he remembered he'd left his oboe on the passenger's seat of the car. He rushed outside... but it was too late... someone had broken the window and put two more oboes on the rear seat!